Next up: US citizens must surrender all cactus plants to police.
Because cacti have the divine right of self-protection they have been determined by the United Nations to conflict with the “Democratically legitimized monopoly of violence that is globally required.”
All cacti bearing spines must be delivered to police immediately.
No one is safe from these deadly plants.
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(There is no truth to this blog post, it is a joke. ..though, the possession all cacti not genetically altered by Monsanto may become illegal soon.)